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Doctors VS Guns?

Here's a new twist on the  firearms issue.

Doctors:
1 The number of doctors in  Canada is  700,000
2. Accidental deaths caused by physicians per year are  120,000
3. Accidental deaths per physician is 17.14%
Statistics  courtesy of the Canadian Dept of Health & Human Services

Guns:
1.  The number of guns owned in Canada is  80,000,000 (yes that's 80
Million)
2. The number of accidental gun  deaths per year, all age groups, is 1,500
3. The number of accidental  deaths per gun owner is 0.001875%
Statistics courtesy of the RCMP

So  statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous
Than  gun owners.

Remember, guns don't kill people, doctors do.

FACT: NOT  EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT ALMOST EVERYONE HAS AT LEAST ONE  
DOCTOR.

Please alert your friends to this alarming threat. We must  ban doctors Before this gets completely out of hand!!!
Out of concern for  the public at large, I have withheld statistics on Lawyers for fear the shock would cause people to panic and seek medical Attention. Then we would  be in real trouble.